Writing

Humor!

Soccer-Parent Practice
The New Yorker

The Darcy Shirt, A Tour Rider
The New Yorker

Inside the Facebook Memories H.Q.
The New Yorker

Hidden Camera: Trader Joe’s Edition
The New Yorker

The Mom From ‘The Cat in the Hat’ Finally Speaks
The New York Times

Everybody Eats
Desert Companion

The Disgraced-Public-Figure Holiday Form Letter
Slate

Dan Brown, Annoying Facebook Friend
The Huffington Post

What to Expect: The 39th Year (pdf)
Real Simple

Armrest Seating, Anyone?
World Hum


McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

TEN THINGS TO NEVER SAY TO A STAY-AT-HOME VIKING

YOU ARE A GRAVY BOAT

GOLDILOCKS REVIEWS THE SUNSHINE MARY JANE PUMP ON ZAPPOS

OTHER THINGS ON MY LIST BESIDES YOUR KISS

MOM TAKES CHILDREN’S SONGS LITERALLY

HAMLET (FACEBOOK NEWS FEED EDITION)

RYAN SEACREST BREAKS BAD NEWS

OVERHEARD AT THE FALL 2001 MICROPROCESSING DEVELOPMENT CONFERENCE IN SAN JOSE, CA

U.S. PRESIDENTIAL NEWS COVERAGE BY CANAL 4, COPENHAGEN, DENMARK . . .


Parents Magazine

Quiz: Are You Winning at Parenting?

Potty Training in 243 Easy Steps

Mom Wanted

Family-Friendly Restaurants That Should Exist


Essays, Entertainment, Etc.

What’s Safe or Scary On-Screen When You’re Expecting
The Washington Post
When to watch, and when to run as fast as your swollen ankles can carry you.

Salty Singalongs
The Washington Post
Sunday Source cover story on DC’s “sea chantey nights.”

My Turn: By Any Other Name
Newsweek

Here Comes the Bride
The Washington Post
A breakdown of television’s best, worst and weirdest wedding reality shows.

In Your Wildest Dreams
Paste
Profile of director Michel Gondry